Yesterday we brought you part one of the open auditions report, where over a thousand people turned up to perform for our judges with the aim of playing in front of Jo Whiley, getting to the main Channel 4 auditions and grabbing the big Universal record deal.
Here's the second installment of our report - and the eclectic bunch of characters that go with it.
Alex Zane wasn’t the only TV celeb at the auditions – Daisy Lowe did a photo shoot in the alley, Razorlight walked past - and Che Watson, the singer in Dirty Muzzle, told us of his day job – playing the part of Eddie in Hollyoaks. I don’t watch it personally, but does anyone know if Che is telling the truth? One of our runners said she’s watched Hollyoaks everyday for five years and never seen him – yet someone else thinks Eddie does indeed exist.

Next up is a guy who goes by the name of Poser. If his shirt doesn’t match the name then his shoes definitely do. Luckily the queue wasn’t by a busy road – otherwise there’d have been traffic carnage caused by the piercing glare from the golden slippers.
His defining moment came when he set himself on fire during a performance. This unplanned pyrotechnic display showed what can happen when you drink flammable spirits while drunkenly smoking cigarettes on stage. It’s rumoured that RATM dropped him for their album cover at the last minute to make way for the flaming monk.

There were no microphones present at Saturday’s acoustic auditions – so this girl thought ahead and brought along her own. I think the height needs adjusting though.

What did you say to her Carpet Bang Bang man? Is that the look of disapproval on her face or a coy ‘hard-to-get’ expression? I think he asked her if she’d like a bit of carpet bang bang, but there’s a 99% chance I’m wrong.

Now now boys – we don’t want any fisticuffs here. Save your aggression for the blog comments like everyone else!
Curtis and James from Thief Taker recounted the violent, harrowing tale of how their band formed. James used to beat up Curtis at school – one time stripping him naked, giving him only a ping pong bat to cover his loins with (Curtis needed at least a squash racket (he said) and then proceeding to hit him repeatedly with a wooden bat.

Curtis wisely lay low for a while – until he was spotted by James on the school bus. Fearing for his life, Curtis began to flee – but the Led Zeppelin T shirt he wore that day saved him. Through their mutual appreciation of Zep – they put their differences aside – formed Thief Taker and never looked back.
Here we see them share a moment together over Led Zeppelin and the violent feud they overcame to become lifelong friends. Guys…that’s a whole lotta love.
Svein93 says:
I know what the delay is... There was a massive screw-up and as a result Tuesdays auditions were infact not judged by Jo Whiley, but Jo Wile-E-Coyote and all the bands were sadly killed in a bizarre, ACME Rocket related accident.
The police are sifting for clues as we speak.
About 1 month ago
Svein93 says:
Allow me to reiterate... with the CoA and Witchfest, they are 100% on the level!
About 1 month ago
Svein93 says:
We've pulled out of the WF competition, but not because of the CoA. I'm count the organisers of WF as close friends and know that it's not rigged in any way. We've had to pull our due to commitments, but I'll be there, as I usually give a lecture and drink a lot whilst there.
About 1 month ago
friedkimmel says:
My sauce says results wont be today!
But then do you trust ketchup!
About 1 month ago
meg and mark says:
never pay to audition - never pay to play - that was the advice we were given by elbow's front man a while back....
About 1 month ago
PhoenixAddams says:
Hiya all... I'm getting very weary of these competitions. My lot (Danse Macabre) entered a competion to play at Witchfest in Croydon - I think Torn Asunder, who have posted on here, also entered - but since we registered they've they've now changed the rules and are asking bands to pay to audition. Makes you feel really wanted... x P x
About 1 month ago
Maria Rosa Young says:
methinks i am going to retreat with my ripe juicy oranges cos in the big scale of things, waiting for the results isn't as annoying as waiting for a slacker but genius lead guitarist to turn up to practice for studio....grrr....
About 1 month ago
Torn Asunder says:
OI... don't knock bassists, or Svein will get ya!
As far as studios are concerned, we're laying down 3 new tracks at the end of October. Will blow the other stuff that we have OUT OF THE WATER!!!!
About 1 month ago
mojojenni says:
Hey i'd be interested to know what everyone thought of this chap:
Seye adelekan - www.myspace.com/seyeadelekan (pronounced cher)
He went to the auditions on Sat and hasnt got through. Just curious as to how much of my thinking he's great is personal bias...
would be great also if svein93 could give us some views.
Cheers guys, and keep pluggin away, it'll be your turn eventually.
xx
About 1 month ago
William Echo says:
btw sam or lucas or whoever is patrolling.....that spells "bassists".....before you go and delete it.... ;-)
About 1 month ago
William Echo says:
lol sounds cool =] best of luck!
...yeah they'd love it the dirty bas****s
About 1 month ago
meg and mark says:
william - wish we could be back in a studio - not likely to happen anytime soon though - still the stuff we do have seems to working for us (apart from in this comp)- but we have found a drummer in florida who we hope is going to put drums to 'lost' and get us some bass at the same time - ah the wonders of t'interweb
About 1 month ago
Maria Rosa Young says:
trouble is.
i think they'd like it.
in a king charles/nell gwyn kind of way ;)
About 1 month ago
William Echo says:
hello m&m lol im fine thanks, just beginning to record an album, laying down guide tracks, programming etc. this is what i do when i get bored.......
yeah we should definitely throw oranges at them.
About 1 month ago
Maria Rosa Young says:
yeah m & m, they played the office, they are the best, i was there too! i just tried to add u on myspace but its not working...
peasant revolution? well we cud put them in stocks and throw oranges at them...
About 1 month ago
meg and mark says:
maria - think i saw sbs play in my local 'the office' a while back
hi william hows things?
About 1 month ago
William Echo says:
I can't believe the results STILL haven't been posted. wtf! glad to see the orange republic is still alive and well though, I think we should revolt
About 1 month ago
Maria Rosa Young says:
meg and mark, like what u do, i got a lot of gr8 mates in swansea, including muso's, ever heard of lenny or sabbath bloody sabbath?
About 1 month ago
Maria Rosa Young says:
HA! ;)
sam and lucas i am also good at mediation...i was trained to duck blows by the ex european boxing champion sue atkins...fact.
;)
About 1 month ago
meg and mark says:
orange definition of soon: not any time this week
About 1 month ago
Torn Asunder says:
I'm still with Shoot the Duke at the moment. Sam and Lucas are arguing, with one SWEARING he gave the other one the list.
About 1 month ago
Maria Rosa Young says:
...and office parties...
where i believe u will find the list in the photocopier with the staff bum pix
;)
About 1 month ago
Maria Rosa Young says:
i am also very good in a crisis ;)
About 1 month ago
THE JOE PUBLIC says:
.....who is that Princess mole???
About 1 month ago
Maria Rosa Young says:
princess TV, i have just sent my CV off to u, my admin skills are remarkable and i make a good cuppa ;)
About 1 month ago
Torn Asunder says:
The other comment heard at the PrincessTV Offices today...
"So Slice the Pie doesn't make people ineligable?!? Bugger!"
About 1 month ago
Torn Asunder says:
ROTFLMAO at Shoot the Duke!
About 1 month ago
Shoot the Duke says:
Overheard in the PrincessTV offices earlier today
'Whatya mean, youve lost the list!!!!'
About 1 month ago
meg and mark says:
imagine this - the 25 bands with top votes - all being commited muso's - are all on slice the pie/last fm/myonitlive or the such like etc - so are the 25 who the judges picked - i mean you have to try and get your music out there dont you? result? - no results yet!
About 1 month ago
THE JOE PUBLIC says:
and yes, MySpazz is freaky today, we appear to have 130,106 plays today, which is a bit of a jump from the usual 2-300!!!
About 1 month ago
THE JOE PUBLIC says:
Boo-Hoo.....
Anyway, congrats to all the bands that got through. Oh, and why not come over to our Myspace page and have a wee listen to our stuff?
http://www.myspace.com/joepubl icrock That's 'Myspace(dot)com/JoePublicRock '
Bye, and good luck!
About 1 month ago
Maria Rosa Young says:
shoot the duke...lol...yes, the pitfalls of fame are nothing compared to waiting on these guys!
also, i see what u mean about myspace 2day! freaky, tho i am a tad jealous that u have 30,000 plays when i only have 5,000...
;)
About 1 month ago
daddy_dent says:
Agree shoot the duke, and did you know:
A Japanese fighter pilot walk out of the Bristol channel today,
He thought the war was still going on.
His first words below
“Have Orange given the results yet”
About 1 month ago
Shoot the Duke says:
Interesting stuff guys. Fame plays a part in what we all do, although its not the driver, but very few of us ever think it through, and rationalise it. Yet the casualty rate in this business is quite high.
Who would think you can play stadiums with one of the biggest bands in the world; Oasis, and then walk away from it all. But plenty have.
Although I reckon this fame thing has got to be easier to deal with than waiting around for orange. Come on guys, tell us something!!!!!
About 1 month ago
Maria Rosa Young says:
...but friedkimmel, thats my point, she will sell loads for years to come. but, amy is not a winner through fame, i am talking about her human life here, not the material aspects.
in the past i have been forced put my health before wealth. i would rather live poor as a nobody and have the people i love around me than be dead and confused about who i should trust. the only winners are the people making money out of her predicament.
axl rose also had mental health difficulties, he is still quite reclusive as an artist. fame ruined Gnr too as the original line up are no longer together. as i said before u have to try to go in knowing that if u sleep with the devil there will be a price to pay...fame is a double edged sword...u have to battle wisely...
*sigh*
About 1 month ago
Torn Asunder says:
To me, fame is a byproduct of making it. If we get famous, we want it to be because people love our music. Whilst I'm sure that antics will also get publicity, we certainly don't want to be like Jodie Marsh or Jade... IE famous for no reason whatsoever. So if wanting lots and lots of fans mean that we want fame, then yes, we're fame junkies!
About 1 month ago
friedkimmel says:
Has fame ruined amy winehouse or has the press ensured she'll be able to release music for many years to come by making headlines from here. It's a harsh business but ask her if she'd prefer to be famous and ridiculed or be a no-body and skint?
Torn Asunder
Fame is the same thing weather youre playing wembly or in celeb mags. Do you think if GNR came out now axl rose wouldn't make celeb mags???? Even your most rock and roll or rock and rollers want to be famous even if they pretend they dont.
You have to remeber IT'S ALL AN ACT!
About 1 month ago
Maria Rosa Young says:
i am also looking forward to svein93 reviews, he did some good ones on here before. i have a very ecclectic music taste and will talk about my faves in the top 50. not a music reviewer but i have written both social and music articles for magazines including one on whether 'Queering the N word' is possible in Diva Magazine for gay and bi women.
About 1 month ago
meg and mark says:
as the great ray davies once said - i am a legend in my own mind
About 1 month ago
Angel_eyes says:
thanks for the suppot on the fame thing :) I truly meant it in a positive sense. all bands and artists that have signed up to this contest or attended the open auditions are passionate about their music and talent 'else they wouldn't apply.. but ask anyone to name famous bands who they aspire to, they would name them without big debates on the word famous. to appear on tv.. and succeed in the music industry is to become famous in my eyes but hey thats just my opinion.. i meant it in a positive and non insulting manner.. and whatever gender, colour, age or weight .. does it matter.. everyone is liked by someone , but not every band is everyones taste , just respect bands for doing what they feel is their passion .. and passion for music is paramount.. its what you want to do every day if your committed respect others for theirs
About 1 month ago
Maria Rosa Young says:
I saw GNR at wembley, they were awesome...of course i was only small at the time, ha!
the spoils of fame have ruined amy winehouse' future as a singer. the brit press has turned music into a freak show where artists are seen for their weight gain/loss. part of my thesis is on the symbolic burning of modern day witches in music...in medieval times witches bodies were seacrhed for signs of the devil and marked accordingly...this still happens today in the media...it is a modern day witch hunt where the musical essence of a person is lost their charred remains...
About 1 month ago
Torn Asunder says:
Here's the TA point of view on the fame vs substance.
Define fame... If fame means that you sell out stadiums and play your music for hundreds of thousands of people who appreciate the music you write and play, then hell yeah, sign us up. If fame is Heat magazine posting pics of you in less than flattering circumstances, but you're not actually known for your music, then hell no! We want to entertain. You watch the old footage of bands like Queen and GNR at places like Wembley... that's what we want, and we have a sound that BELONGS on that sort of stage!
We don't want fame, for fame's sake!
And the Svein93 reviews will be HONEST and will not slag off bands for the sake of making TA look better. No point in that!
About 1 month ago
friedkimmel says:
Yep! True! You have to look at yourselves as a working business and then operate as a business would. Drop all the preciousness that you have about your music, forget what it means to you and look at it as a product and see if it fits in todays market. People who can't look at thier music without bias dont deserve success. The music industry is all about acting. If you think you'll get somewhere from writing from the heart in this day and age your wrong. All of your favourite bands and musicians are ACTORS all of thier songs that you can relate to have been approved by the label and marketed for you. You like it because youre the demographic! i'm avin a rant to no-one lol
About 1 month ago
Maria Rosa Young says:
u got to sleep with the devil to get exposure...
About 1 month ago
friedkimmel says:
Cool! Is it a bi product or a goal? As taking it one step further means you are taking it one step forward toward something?
What is that something? Being successful in a band basically means being famous to one level or another. It may not be your driving force but I think it probably is your goal. Any band that applies to be on tv or enters competitions surley can't deny thier overall objectve is to get thier band famous!
About 1 month ago
Shoot the Duke says:
Certainly dont disagree with a lot of what you say Friedkimmel. The point I was responding to, probably badly. lol. was that fame is not the driving force for what we do, but a bi-product. Most of us go into music because we love it, we take it one stage further, through recording, performing, etc, because we believe in what we are doing. We enter competitions like this to get our music out there, and hopefully to get someone in the business interested in what we do.
I just dont accept that the driving force for what most of us do is fame, and we only enter competitions such as these to get on the telly.
About 1 month ago
friedkimmel says:
OMG BIGGEST EVER ****YAWN**** SO LAME!
HOW COME NO RESULTS
About 1 month ago
Maria Rosa Young says:
p.s had i been in the top 50 i would still be outspoken about such things and would have honoured the opportunity that would have given me.
About 1 month ago
Maria Rosa Young says:
i feel there is a big difference between being bitter and having a social conscience for justice in all things...diversity is REALLY IMPORTANT and the best way to enable that is through discussion...
due to my life experiences things i have suffered for being born a certain way i feel things acutely so i have a passion to understand why things are the way they are...
..for eg; at the audition i couldn't understand why more people of colour hadn't turned up, i was only 1 out of about ten in over a thousand...these things alert me to the way society behaves...
i am not playing the race card but i think its important to bring up that our society is still unconsciously biased and the need to include diversity in all areas of our society is paramount, or maybe people of my colour were to cool to turn up and queue for 6 hours...and i am just a nerd!
;)
so thats why i hope the acts are full of rich diverse magic...when i say things about being fat and old...i dont say them as negatives...i sew them as human rainbows...
About 1 month ago
friedkimmel says:
Fame is only the downside to the business if you plan to stay playing to 30 people in a dank pub!
Fame is a vehicle to ensuring you can produce music on a full time basis. All these bands who claim that fame is a bad thing are living in a paradox where they want to play thier music to thousands of people but dont wanna be famous. I think it's a credibility issue where bands think it's faux pa to wanna be famous. Why would you wanna enter this comp if not to be famous? Surely every band that entered this comp wanted to be on tv?? But of course none of them wanted to be famous!!! LOL
About 1 month ago
Shoot the Duke says:
Just a quick point Angel Eyes. `really committed to fame'? We are committed to our music. If we were committed to fame we would be on Pop Idol, Big Brother, or doing something outrageous. Fame is the downside to this business.
On a different subject. Whats going on over at Myspace? Didn't know that was coming. If the figures are correct we dont need orange anymore. 30,000 plays today. Now why do we think those figures might be incorrect? lol.
About 1 month ago
Angel_eyes says:
theres a lot of tension and sour grapes in these comments, i feel sorry for the bands who have got through, as they have deserved their position in the top 50 either by their fans and the publics vote, or the judges vote.. and i hope this competition isn't spoiled by mean people who are going to leave nasty comments .. just cos they never made it.. think on you may not have made it this time but dont shaft yourselves by spoiling it for the winners as one day if your really committed to fame it could be your turn and things may come back and bite you in the arse..
be good losers and not bitter ones.
About 1 month ago
meg and mark says:
sam - or anyone else at orange reading this - does the six months rule apply to bands that you are not interested in?
svien: - looking forward to your intelligent and considered reviews - it'll probably be the most interesting part of the competition - your detractors are probably related to juan kerr
and oh yeah - we're not through - but we dont care as come monday we will have had three of the tracks from our forthcoming ep played on radio - in the uk, the us and australia
About 1 month ago
Torn Asunder says:
Let's face it... the winning "act" is going to be the one that can make Universal the most amount of money. That's how the X-Factor works and all these things work. It's about return of investment. It's not necessarily going to be the best act, but the best song.
About 1 month ago
Echo_Falls says:
Oh my gawd I'm in suspenders here LMAO!!
Who will get through? Gawd it's taking forever one thing though I believe peeps have forgotten what has been going on this year, many folk harping on about indie bands well I think we could well be in for a big shock as solo singer songwriters are a VERY BIG part of this years comp. I think we will probably see some real diversity. Well I sincerely hope so.
As I've said before there truly is so much talent out there everyone is a winner in my eyes. Then again I am merely a lowly music fan with eclectic tastes. Good luck one and all I sure hope we get to know who goes through tomorrow. Be positive and keep smiling :-)
About 1 month ago
Cheryl Aster says:
Hey ppl, just to put a lighter note on things...
tensions building hot on here ! lol.
I auditioned on saturday and since then i'm releasing my album officially independently on CDBaby, iTunes, Napster, and a ton more places, plus i'm toying with HMV distribution for my album.
I know I didn't make a great impact on Saturday due to all the standing around I did and I would love to know what they thought of my album when I gave them it at the audition- but I am really happy even though I didn't get through, and I have some exciting things happening for me at the mo- with radio interviews and press reviews of my music to look forward to up until the release of the album "I'll Stand By You" on the 1st November digitally. Followed by a single in December.
I can't wait guys and I would love you all to help support me- especially the ones that didn't get through- i'm happy to share my knowledge with you ;-)
So Cheer up!!
Com on!!
Visit my myspace if you wanna kno anythin'and msg me. :-)
www.myspace.com/cherylaster
if you add me and tell me you were there on saturday too, i'll put you in my top friends. xx
Cheryl Aster x
About 1 month ago
Shoot the Duke says:
and whilst I'm in a reflective mood.......hope slicethepie give a thank you to orange. This website has raised their profile no end.
About 1 month ago
Shoot the Duke says:
it would be nice if maybe orange could do us all an idiots guide to record deals for next year.
The truth is the majors are failing and new business models, such as slicethepie, are being introduced all the time. What actually constitutes a record deal nowadays? At one time a major gave you loads of lolly to record and get the product out. Hell, in the good old days they even included in the advance enough for you to enjoy some recreational activities!
In my simplistic view I would have thought that a deal with say slicethepie would be nothing compared to a publishing deal. But orange seam pretty relaxed about publishing deals. Their must be a nice music lawyer somewhere in the system who could explain it to us in bandspeak.
Conspiracy theory No 27. (Well we havent had one for a while) Maybe theirs nothing legally wrong with what you are doing with slicethepie. You bands are just being punished by the majors for daring to do it without them.
About 1 month ago
PhoenixAddams says:
I heard that one of the chosen acts turned out to be Elvis, back from the dead, and it's got their lawyers in a twist as the rules don't say how reincarnated legends without current contracts should be treated. I heard it via the voices in my head, mind...
About 1 month ago
The XCorvettes says:
yawn...still i must admit, i'm very intrigued to hear the succesful bands
About 1 month ago
Torn Asunder says:
Hiya Zenyth:
When I spoke with Princess TV on Monday evening, I was advised that because MySpace is user driven, it doesn't count. I've also asked about iTunes, personal websites and all that. Apparently, there's a difference between MySpace distributing your songs and Slice the Pie distributing it. I'm not entirely sure what the difference is, but there is one.
I guess the best way to decide whether or not a site "could" interfere with a recording contract is to either hire a music lawyer OR email the site BEFORE signing up.
About 1 month ago
Svein93 says:
Oi BirdFlu: I could be someone from those magazines... I could be anyone. Or how about this? I could be a member of the public who purchases music... So by insisting that UNLESS you're in the industry, you're opinion means nothing is a pretty blinkered view of the scene.
The Svein93 reviews have been a staple of this site for a while. It's something that I promise that I would do, and I'm a man of my word.
And to be perfectly honest, I really don't care whether it meets your approval or not.
About 1 month ago
Maria Rosa Young says:
.'..the brady bunch, the brady bunch and thats how we all became the brady bunch....'
*wensday addams grin*
About 1 month ago
Maria Rosa Young says:
dirty fuzz, dammit! i was hoping u were one of those who got thru...
About 1 month ago
Dirty Fuzz says:
Yo wots up. Been away, too nice a holiday to vote for bands. Thailand baby! Sorry to all the bands i promised to vote for and i didnt! Promise to do it during the TV show....if thats possible.
Now am curious about the bands that got thru!!!!
Will there be punch ups this year, mosh pits or will it be lame mummy's boys and girls?
About 1 month ago
friedkimmel says:
We're checking that all the provisional finalists are definitely "unsigned" and will release the details of them all once the open auditions recall with Jo Whiley has taken place.
The call backs happened yesterday??? Didn't they?
Why no results????
Also
The lady in the Carpet bang bang photo is HOT!!!!
About 1 month ago
Maria Rosa Young says:
zenyth, as far as i can rem, if u had your own publishing company which was relatively small a major record label would prob want to buy the rights to it or liase with it (as long as it gave them access to publishing rights). However, this would not be the case if you are with a major publisher that is in direct comp with the one that wants to sign you.
About 1 month ago
friedkimmel says:
******YAWN*******
Results tonight please!
Dont make us all wait!
About 1 month ago
Zenyth says:
So if we had our own publishing company would that have stopped Universal from taking us further if they wanted?
About 1 month ago
Bird_Flu says:
Im not the one reviewing bands...
So relax!
About 1 month ago
Shoot the Duke says:
Bird Flu. Are you from NME, Kerrang or any national music press? I'm guessing no. Who cares what you think?
About 1 month ago
Bird_Flu says:
Oh, and another thing, the judges are looking for something very simple. A band that has good songs, is likeable and that will make money. Whatever genre that may be. That was the main emphasis of the show last year.
About 1 month ago
Bird_Flu says:
Is Svein93 from NME, Q, Kerrang or any national music press?
I'm guessing no. Who cares what he thinks?
About 1 month ago
Zenyth says:
Loads of places of websites have non-exclusive access, Myspace, Facebook, Lastfm and many others.
About 1 month ago
Zenyth says:
Massive Peanut - so Does Myspace???
About 1 month ago
MassivePeanut says:
I have to disagree with you there Zenyth, even if you terminate your contract with slice the pie they still have non-exclusive access to your music and do lots with it that universal would in no way be happy with. I agree its harsh that bands have to leave competiton cos of it but it just goes to show that it pays to read the small print!
About 1 month ago
Zenyth says:
Hey George Bush......
Record sales these days tie in a lot more to live performances. Most of the money is made from live performances these days.
You only need to sell 50,000 albums in a week to reach number 1 in the charts not a lot compared to the 80s and prior when it was 4 times that much.
Bands like elbow have done very very well because of their live performances not because of album sales, now look at them after there barnstormer at glasto they got number 1 album and a mercury prize. Ptretty much gurantee if they didnt rock glasto their year would be like any other year.
About 1 month ago
George_Bush says:
ohh and yes, you may wonder why a couple of bands will be shockingly awful...come on guys, it makes great tv if we like it or not! Look at X-Factor - there ratings are huge at the start cuz people like to see crap people make a fool of themselves, no doubt we may see this program follow suit... i cud be wrong.
About 1 month ago
George_Bush says:
Yep I agree with you Madman - why are people constantly saying "I didnt get through cuz i'm not what the judges are looking for" when 25 of the bands were put through purely by votes - so that means as long as the bands good and has a good and loyal following then they have a chance of getting through. Given the fact that many TV programs have had substantial fines because of cheating/conspiracy's etc then it's probably not in Ch4's best interests to put through bands of their choosing and ignore the votes. Whereas the other 25 bands were put through on the judges criteria - YES it will be because of what sells!!! They want good bands which are popular and will oull in record sales, after all, there a company like any other - THEY NEED TO MAKE MONEY!!! get over it! just be happy for the bands who have been lucky enuf to get through...and enjoy the show!
About 1 month ago
Zenyth says:
PS Emo is pretty much a gonna.
As for slicethepie when you sign up you are not tied into anything and you can pull out you can even decline the £15000 if you get that far, so all that is rubbish sorry orange but thats a bit of a no no!
We would love to see a great great live act with big guitars and good rock tunes. Is that to much to ask. Something like The Raconteurs, Kings of Leon, Audioslave, Incunus mould.
About 1 month ago
Madman says:
I don't think its fair, and its pretty pathetic too, for some of you to just assume
that this competitions finalists are bound to be "indie/emo" bands.
You cant make a just opinion until you've actually seen the list of who's gone through,
so why dont you wait till they are announced before makin such judgements?
For all you know the bands this year could be a great mix of genre, something original,
granted, most of the music industry these days, is about being a typical mainstream band, that makes it big,
because it sells well,
but its not always the case, like ive already said, wait until you've actually seen the list of bands that have made it before makin a judgement, at the moment you just sound bitter.
About 1 month ago
Maverick84 says:
It's been said that Jo Whiley's contract with Radio 1 states that because of her connection with Orange Unsigned, any successful bands music cannot be played on Radio 1. Maybe this explains why Envy and Other Sins have not really had much exposure. When they won the comp. last year, they were doing gigs on the London circuit, but just recently they are sticking to smaller venues in their home town (B'ham). Seems like they are still signed to Universal in some sense or another but they dont seem to be having much backing or support by the label. I think if my sources are correct...a little concerning for the winning band!
About 1 month ago
Maria Rosa Young says:
i actually hadn't noticed peeps going on about slice in this blog, so bird flu, who are u? playing devils advocate? perhaps one of the 50? there's a conspiracy for u! lmao!
some of the acts on here who didnt get thru are amazing in my eyes, maybe they weren't right for orange but that dont mean they are not good enough! if u gonna make digs or post annonymously without sweating blood and tears like the rest of us then why should we respect what u have to say?
i am hoping some of the final acts are amazing....and i have a feeling a couple might be who have been fairly quiet on here of late...kinda feel 4them tho for the pressure they must be under...a lot to live up to methinks...
*puts work head back on*
About 1 month ago
Torn Asunder says:
Well, it's funny, but I watched the Bad Robots audition thing last year, and they were loved by Jo, Alex and Simon, and disliked by Lily. It's the only time I've ever agreed with Lily Allen. So even if there is a real diversity in the 50 or so acts that get to the audition stage, if the judges are looking for indie, then the finals will end up an indiefest no matter what. I hope that the judges DON'T go down that road, but who knows.
About 1 month ago
Torn Asunder says:
Hi Mike:
You've got it there my friend. If you look at things now... I think the Arctic Monkeys are dire, Coldplay boring and Keane need to be lined up against the wall and shot... but a boatload of peeps love them. I think GNR were one of the greatest bands ever, yet a lot of people disagree.
Taste is subjective... One mans tripe is another mans sirloin!
About 1 month ago
Shoot the Duke says:
Quite right Bird Flu, but as no one is actually talking about injustice/conspiracy, being good enough, etc. not sure who your comments are aimed at. Thought we were discussing time limits, as per rules, in relation to getting a deal outside of this comp.
Not to sure we will get any clearer idea on an indie/duffy fest once the 50+ are announced Svein. At least 25 bands will get through on votes, and they could be from any genre.
Be interesting to see if any of those who got through last year on votes, get through again this year.
About 1 month ago
Torn Asunder says:
And Bird_Flu... you're wrong. I know for a fact that there have been artists who got through and then were disqualified because of Slice the Pie.
We've gotten over it... we're moving on. Our only desire, and this has been explained to our contact at Princess TV, that in the future, making it CLEAR what sites they KNOW about that would make a band ineligable would be handy, but as we were told... new sites pop up all the time.
Biggest advise that we can give people is that you need to look at the legal print, and if anywhere is says that they "reserve the right to use uploaded material for their own purposes" or words to that effect, then you're gonna have problems with contests like this, because record companies do not like sharing with anyone!
About 1 month ago
Mike Carley says:
Just been glancing thru the blog and I had to react to "Bird Flu"!
Complete Bxllxcks(watching my language, so as not to got censored!),
do u really think the "best" got through?
Hundreds of us were good enough to get through!
Fair enough, we couldn't all get chosen, but musical taste is subjective!
I HATED the B-Gees, but millions of people loved them!
I Loved the Beatles, but millions of Stones fans hated them!
Personally I've listened to dozens of really good bands on here and if they were put into the hands of a gifted producer who's to say they wouldn't sell millions!
I would like to hear the winners, and I will tip my hat to Orange if I'm bowled over, but I somehow doubt it!
About 1 month ago
Torn Asunder says:
Not 3 months guys, SIX MONTHS. That's what I was told by our contact at Orange UnsignedAct (Princess TV in other words) when we were advised that we were just outside of the Top 50.
As far as an indie/duffy fest... I'm reserving judgement until the Top 54 have been announced and then the Svein93 Reviews will be extremely honest! And that incudes calling bands awful if they are... (like Bad Robot last year... no offence, but they were diabolical)
I would advise anyone on Slice the Pie... if you plan on entering the contest, terminate your SLP membership by no later than the end of Feb.
About 1 month ago
Bird_Flu says:
People need to get over this slice the pie stuff. It was all explained by the production crew in a previous blog. There's no injustice/conspiracy, you just weren't good enough.
About 1 month ago
Leika says:
we were gigging in Hastings that day so we couldn't make it. Would have been fun by the looks of it! If you've got a spare sec (or three), pls check out one of our old classic songs 'Mary' that I've just uploaded onto our website:
www.myspace.com/leikamusic
all the best!
About 1 month ago
Simon Javens says:
Ah man, I wish I turned up.
I'm gonna regret this.....
About 1 month ago
Shoot the Duke says:
Wouldn't like to argue that point Meg & Mark. No one thought being part of slicethepie would be a problem; but it was for Orange!
Although 3 months shouldn't be too much of a problem anyway, particularly if youre signing with a major. It would take that amount of time to put the deal together.
Although it would be a bit of an embarassment for orangeunsigned for a band not selected to have a big hit whilst the comp is still going on.
Anyway I'm off to download Zenyths tracks from myspace, before they become famous, and I have to pay for them.
About 1 month ago
friedkimmel says:
Thats sounds harsh! I mean i doubt they'd chase a band who they are not intrested in! Good work guys!
About 1 month ago
friedkimmel says:
Yeah i doubt they'll care about Zenith "with ha Y"!
No offence!
About 1 month ago
meg and mark says:
zenyth - good on yer
shoot the duke - we think that only applies IF orange were interested... its just a legal catch all
About 1 month ago
Shoot the Duke says:
Close to getting an album deal Zenyth with a Y? Thought we were all excluded from getting a deal for at least 3 months as part of the condition of entry.
About 1 month ago
Zenyth says:
So who got through to see Jo Whiney i mean Whiley lol. Just kidding Jo!
It is going to be an Indie/Duffy fest you watch. Commerciality will rule.
We understand we couldnt go through because of Slice The Pie.
But we are so close to getting a 1 album deal on there now anyway so hey ho!
About 1 month ago
Maria Rosa Young says:
in the meantime...life goes on... ;)
my mates have consoled my loss here with tickets to see Siouxsie Sioux at Koko's next monday! yay!
...and tonight i get to to see my friend and her wife's twin baby boys, newborns! huge double yay!
must dash for real this time...
About 1 month ago
meg and mark says:
5 days ago someone was dying to tell us who the finalists are - has someone died?
About 1 month ago
caro says:
Will be interesting to see what sort of bands they were looking for, this seems never ending!!
I should imagine they already know who they think will win the competition by now, I hope the band that win the record deal get better promotion than last years winners, I didn't watch last year and had never heard of the band that won 'Envy & Other Sins' till I found the orange myspace page and got the band I help out The Screening to enter the competition
Still it's been fun reading all the blogs, can't resist coming back for the occasional peek :)
About 1 month ago
friedkimmel says:
yawwwwwnnnn!!!! zZZZZZzZzzZzz
About 1 month ago
friedkimmel says:
YAWN!!!!!
I WANT RESULTS!!!
GIVE THEM TO ME!!!
I'm waiting!
About 1 month ago
Shoot the Duke says:
Don't know about losing interest in who is in the final 50. But I'm sure getting fed up having to refresh this page every 10 mins to see if their is another comment.
About 1 month ago
Maria Rosa Young says:
look, this is the deal. i am a very pasionate person and i live according to my passions which yes makes me a bit of a fruit bat.
if i feel good people or myself are being put down i cant help but act. words are very powerful...and its important that the meaning behind them is explained...i have spoken about my hopes and fears quite openly on this blog and my friends know (because of certain issues in my life) how important it is for me to be vocal and in my truth...sometimes i misfire...most times i dont....but, even human error will always bring out a light in the tunnel...
anyway, what an exciting start to the morning...i must dash off tho...
About 1 month ago
Maria Rosa Young says:
haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so am i!!!!!!!!!!!!
*howls*
;)
About 1 month ago
meg and mark says:
well indeed these blogs have gone very quiet - we're losing interest in who is in the final preliminary provisional certified line up -
however... we were played on tom robinson introducing and rockstarsglued radio on monday... and we're being played on the underground aussie 2ser fm sydney early next week - three radio shows, three continents, in the space of one week - how many of the 54 bands selected will be able to say that?
peas and chips .. from meg and mark
About 1 month ago
Magic says:
He was talking about himself!
About 1 month ago
Maria Rosa Young says:
er..magic..i am sure its not just pointed at me but i dont know anyone else here who has joked and pondered deeply about being fat and old in the music industry, (before and after the auditions)...
it ain't over till the fat black lady sings...
i grew up in harlesden...
water of a black swans back to me!
About 1 month ago
Magic says:
Why does everyone think it's them that is talked about when someone says something controversial?
About 1 month ago
Maria Rosa Young says:
run dont walk, u can insult our intelligence with caustic put downs and yes i suppose it has a school boy sense of humour...but..
i have commented that a comp like this might be more geared to the youth market. i am not using that as an excuse for not being picked, its simply my opinion that this is a corporate based comp. i have been an advocate from the beginning that this is a gr8 comp to enter once u see it for what it is. i am looking forward to seeing who orange have picked.
i also know my my worth and have worked with a very well known producer and label in the past when i was less confident to cope. now that i am more confident i speak my truth and am not ashamed to do so. as a mixed race queer person i am very political in my views and will not be silenced out of peoples pure ignorance to not even try to understand where a person might be coming from in a challenging society.
funny also that you w8 till the main bands and bloggers are having a rest from all the effort we've put in here before u decide to miaow...
rant over!
About 1 month ago
GupE says:
Dirty Muzzle aren't even entered in the competition! Foul play?
x
About 1 month ago
Torn Asunder says:
Which sad deluded bands are you referring to?
About 1 month ago
Mooney says:
What a bunch of muppets man!
About 1 month ago
Run Dont Walk says:
Gah! Whatever, I clearly can't cut and paste... looking forward to seeing all the TV stuff!
About 1 month ago
Run Dont Walk says:
Hang on... there was a bit missing in the middle there:
The sad deluded bands (with their relatives and friends) will b!tll be cool staying in touch!
Oh, and Husker Du owns Fugazi! ;-) Hehehe...
About 1 month ago
Run Dont Walk says:
Jupiter monkey, you speak troof! :D Hahaha... loved the whole "Yeah, well, we would have got in if we were fitter/younger/slimmer/wore less black", though I expected more. most of the good bands here will do something and enjoy it for what it is. The sad deluded bands (with their relatives and friends) will b!tll be cool staying in touch!
Oh, and Husker Du owns Fugazi! ;-) Hehehe...
About 1 month ago
shaun88 says:
and also fugazi
x
About 1 month ago
shaun88 says:
oh and im afraid this country isnt plagued with emo.....
go listen to some Rites of Spring, one of the original emo bands.
you might actually like them
x
About 1 month ago
shaun88 says:
ahhh i dont know your music does sound pretty dull im afraid FEUD so i dont think you would make the competition any better.
sorry for my sharp tongue but it has to be said.
x
About 1 month ago
Feud says:
well.. we havnt been told we are through so im guessing we are not.. this competition will surely be empty and boring without FEUD making it through!
i suppose we can hope its not going to be the usual indie or emo fest that this country is sadly plagued with
love
Feud
xxx
About 1 month ago
Jupiter Monkeys says:
Oh my the popularity of this site has dipped hasn't it?
*Sob* I remember the good old days when we'd all talk and exchange dry wittyisms. Those days are dead and gone.
Still 5 comments in 5 hours? That's pretty dire; I'm sensing some disenfranchised bands out there, then again I think we all predicted it; pardon my cynicism.
But wait it's not all doom! The world of the mystical dimwitted paradox has opened up right at the bottom of this page in the form of the first blog comment! Hurrah let us rejoice!.
(Sorry Denrele only kidding around ;P)
x
About 1 month ago
Kiri says:
haha yeah Che Watson does play Eddie in Hollyoaks,he's a police guy :)
About 1 month ago
Cheryl Aster says:
Hey , you can see us stood at the back there on the second pic down... me with a white t-shirt on and my guitarist in a black tshirt.
was starring into the road thinking "My back is really killin now", where's the end of this long wait.... can't be long now! lol
haha.
:-)
About 1 month ago
Dj Twizzle says:
you just posted one.
About 1 month ago
robwoj says:
Haha. Awesome.
When are the auditions being aired? Stupid question but cba to read the main page bit....
Also.... Yeah, can't we have a list of acts now?
About 1 month ago
Denrele says:
We aint posting no comment until we see the lists of acts that have gone through. Thanks.
About 1 month ago